12 Week Syllabus: Major in Booty. Minor in Waist-Snatchery

Forget calculus—we’re here for glute-culus. Bootycamp is your 12-week Hot Girl Curriculum: fat ass, cinched waist, and confidence that lasts longer than any summer fling. With follow-along workouts, nutrition lessons, and a group chat study hall, Matthew teaches you everything you need to graduate hot girl school by Christmas. Supplies required: booty band, ankle weights, and your A-game.